Elf names and salacious friends

So. I did that "what is your elf name" quiz and got

Your Elf Name Is...
Flakey Hot Chocolate

I thought "oh hell, why did I bother" and whined to some friends.

One of whom said "I love to drink hot chocolate." and gave me a mischievous, wicked little smiley.

So i said in response:

well, all right. but... drink? i would have preferred to hear you say that you like to lick it. to dip your tongue into the heat of it, to swirl through the cream of the melted marshmallows and taste the sweetness of it. do you like your marshmallows melted? do you prefer them as a froth on top, bubbles of creamy white stuff that seeps sweetly into every section of your mouth? or do you like them firm and springy? almost a sponge of deliciousness that teases, hiding from your tongue, fleeing your teeth, pretending that they don't long to be devoured?

or perhaps you like pure, unadulterated chocolate... a smidgen of bitterness, an adult taste, mature and tempting. deep dark cocoa, milk and heat and wrapping both hands greedily around. it burns your hands a little but you don't let go. you need it. you want it. it is yours for the taking.