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Title: Virginity patrol
Author: [livejournal.com profile] twistedm
Character(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: They aren't mine, they belong to the clever Scottish lady. I just bend them and love them. Please don't smack me for playing. It isn't like I am going to earn any money from this!
Summary: With friends like these….
Author’s Note: I haven’t forgotten my WIPs! Not here or elsewhere. But I am attempting to fight my way out of a long drought, and this seemed to be an option. So I took it. I hope you enjoy it!




*&^&*


A party in full swing: dancing, drinking, cocaine snorted discreetly in the back bedroom. Draco swirling through the center. His barely diaphanous, smoky grey robe a true match for his eyes. His flat: perfect. His glittering friends: obediently wearing only white or black.

Twenty-three tonight and he could not have been happier. The world was his oyster. He sipped his lemon martini and turned to smile winningly at the newest guest through his front door.

His smile froze in half. The new “guest” turned out to be the side of a short, armed, uniformed Auror.

Swallowing reactions, Draco stepped forward.

*&^&*


Someone’s high-pitched giggle broke abruptly. Draco wore a professional smile before the Auror finished turning toward him. “Is there a problem, Auror… Potter?”

“Mr Malfoy.” Potter’s nod implied a bow. “DMLE understands a wizard at this residence has tonight acquired the prime age of twenty-three years, in an… untapped magical state.”

“Goodnight, Draco!” Astoria trilled, and Draco watched, dumbstruck, as guests murmured goodbyes and headed for his door and Floo. Soon he was alone in his flat with lonely decorations, warming booze for fifty and a broad-shouldered, calmly confident Harry Potter.

“You’ve ruined my party.” Anger seeped into his voice.

*&^&*


“I’m sorry sir, but you’re in magical emergency.”

Reckless with anger and a residual high from the brilliance that had been his party, Draco jabbed at Potter’s chest for emphasis. “Bollocks. This is harassment. You hate me! You’re obviously here solely to ruin my night. My magic is perfect. I’ll prove it by throwing you into the street!”

“Sir,” Potter replied patiently, and Draco nearly erupted.

“Stop feigning respect, arsehole!”

“It isn’t feigned!” Potter yelped, finally impatient. “Are you really still a virgin?”

“What?” Draco perched on the white couch. “How is that your business?” he asked, voice regaining firmness.

*&^&*


“Sir,” Potter began, and now Draco heard the softness there, “that’s the untapped magical state. Twenty-three’s prime. You can’t remain virginal, your magic could spiral.”

Potter took Draco's hands. Wands dangled awkwardly, left and right. Potter’s skin felt rough and warm.

“Seventeen’s prime,” Draco realized. Potter’s eyes were green as warm summer’s grass. Draco imagined picnics before a headshake returned his sense.

“Nineteen too,” Potter sighed. “But virginity only becomes dangerous at twenty-three.”

Staring, Draco paused stupidly before his challenge arose. “Wasn’t wrecking my party counter-productive?”

"Had you wanted an old friend I wouldn’t need to be here."

“I….”

*&^&*


“I know this is sudden, Mr Malfoy, but….”

Potter paused, staring into Draco's eyes. Wordless, pinned like a butterfly, Draco knew he should question, insist, desist. But instead he held onto Potter’s roughwarm hands, waiting.

“Shit,” Potter eventually muttered, and pressed Draco's personal space. “Wanna kiss you so bad,” he mumbled and Draco couldn’t even nod before dry lips were on his and big hands were in his hair and the small of his back and he scooted ‘til they fell onto the couch, wands on the floor, legs awkward over the arm, erections throbbed together and who was moaning?

*&^&*


Draco never hated a robe, or a couch, more. He’d have Apparated them into the bedroom, but their wands were lost to the floor and separation was unacceptable.

“If I beg, will you fuck me?” Potter whispered into his neck.

“Begging’s unnecessary, but don’t you want….”

“To top? Desperately. Second?”

“Maybe, but… my friends must feel so awkward. Should I owl?”

“Er….”

“What,” Draco snapped, suddenly cold.

“Your friends, called me.”

“I… what?”

“Said you were a virgin. Thought I might, help?”

“Merlin,” Draco sighed relief, throwing arms back around Harry, “is nothing sacred?”

“Friendship?” Harry tried.

“Bedroom,” Draco agreed.

*&^&*


Finis

Date: 2009-02-11 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com
These are fantastic!!! Imagine Draco, still a virgin at 30... And Harry's just the man for the job!

Pleasantly surprised

Date: 2009-02-11 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolafalola.livejournal.com
at first I thought this was going to be one of those scenes... you know... cop comes into a party talks about a disturbance, then sets up a tape player and proceeds to take off all his clothes. Or maybe I've just been thinking about how that could be a hot H/D story... hmm ... maybe I'll have to write it.

ANYWAY!

I liked this, but it, like Harry, is such a tease! more please? blowing out the candles? birthday spanking?

Date: 2009-02-11 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absynthedrinker.livejournal.com
Funny and sexy! Thanks!

Peace,
Bubba

Date: 2009-02-11 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com
Hee! I love that Draco's friends called Harry. :)

Date: 2009-02-11 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
i'm pretty sure, in this version of them at least, that draco won't be a virgin past twenty-three years and two hours. ;)

Re: Pleasantly surprised

Date: 2009-02-11 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
heh. i like your idea too. write it!! draco'd never believe it was harry (not someone else on polyjuice) i am thinking. not till more than an hours passed... ooh, you'd better write it or i just might do it for you!

and i'm so glad you liked it. :D

Date: 2009-02-11 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
and i'm so glad you enjoyed it! (d'oh!)

Date: 2009-02-11 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
i'm so glad you enjoyed it! yay!

Date: 2009-02-11 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
me too! hee. they love him and know him well. ;)

Date: 2009-02-12 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com
I'm sure now that Harry's an Auror, he's become very efficient. *nods*

Re: Pleasantly surprised

Date: 2009-02-12 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolafalola.livejournal.com
Oooh ... polyjuice! Yes, I'll have to work on this. Would you like it short, sweet and dirty, dear?

Re: Pleasantly surprised

Date: 2009-02-12 03:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
mmm. that words. or long, thick and dirty. or sweaty, fast and gyrating, or...

yeah. i think that means i'm looking for smut tonight. ;)

need to learn to proofread EVERY TIME.

Date: 2009-02-12 03:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
argh! that WORKS. not words, WORKS.

Date: 2009-02-12 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luredbyvenus.livejournal.com
Hero Harry to the rescue! I thought it was going to be stripper!Harry for a second there.

I bought you a present. Go leave a prompt under my comment on Pushdragon's drabble donation post. I know how much you love her and thought you might like it. :)

Date: 2009-02-13 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hds-beltane.livejournal.com
i do love her! but... where? which? what drabble donation post? i thought her lj was all locked up now?

Date: 2009-02-13 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luredbyvenus.livejournal.com
Her LJ is there, she just isn't using it, but she came back just for this. This should get you there, just scroll down til you see my comment and give her a prompt. :D http://pushdragon.livejournal.com/92129.html

Date: 2009-02-13 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
i hope, for draco's sake, he is also thorough! (but i think he will be tonight. ;)

Date: 2009-02-13 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
harry is unfailingly kind. (particularly to hot blonds with tight little arses.) *nods* oh yes.

Date: 2009-02-13 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com
omg omg omg!!! you really *do* love me, after all. we should plan that camping trip for spring. maybe i can... pay you back for this. *bats eyelashes*

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