twisted_miracle: (bisexual)
twisted_miracle ([personal profile] twisted_miracle) wrote2007-11-29 10:55 pm

Elf names and salacious friends

So. I did that "what is your elf name" quiz and got

Your Elf Name Is...
Flakey Hot Chocolate

I thought "oh hell, why did I bother" and whined to some friends.

One of whom said "I love to drink hot chocolate." and gave me a mischievous, wicked little smiley.

So i said in response:

well, all right. but... drink? i would have preferred to hear you say that you like to lick it. to dip your tongue into the heat of it, to swirl through the cream of the melted marshmallows and taste the sweetness of it. do you like your marshmallows melted? do you prefer them as a froth on top, bubbles of creamy white stuff that seeps sweetly into every section of your mouth? or do you like them firm and springy? almost a sponge of deliciousness that teases, hiding from your tongue, fleeing your teeth, pretending that they don't long to be devoured?

or perhaps you like pure, unadulterated chocolate... a smidgen of bitterness, an adult taste, mature and tempting. deep dark cocoa, milk and heat and wrapping both hands greedily around. it burns your hands a little but you don't let go. you need it. you want it. it is yours for the taking.

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
*drools*
I'm thinking that you must write an H/D fic with this theme.

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
but it's such a blatant metaphor for cunnilingus! and i've never written femmeslash. i don't know if i can. you know that saying "het should be done, not written?" i kinda feel that way about lesbian sex, too.

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking you could do something m/m slashy with creamy white stuff. *lol*

[identity profile] sesheta-66.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
And your friend said ...?

Very nice response, by the way. Very nice indeed.

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are you feeling better?
Just your mom speaking.

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
i've stopped whining, i promise.

(for now. ;)

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
mmm. makes me wonder what else i'm allowed to do.

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Anything you like, as long as it involves chocolate. *lol*

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't know that you really want to give me blanket permission like that.


mm. or maybe you do. ;)

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I do love chocolate...

PS Where'd you get your icon? It's stunning!

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
got that one from kc_anathema, as it happens. she's got a zillion for the taking.

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-12-01 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I'll have to go look!

[identity profile] piratesmile331.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
And actually, I was answering sesheta's post... *lol*

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
SNORK! heh. i had no idea, but i did wonder when i'd told you i had a cold. so i figured you meant the whiny attitude. :D

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
heh. she said that's why i write fic and she reads it. ;)

and i thank you for the compliments. i obviously needed a bit of an ego stroke or i wouldn't have posted this here!

[identity profile] enchanted-jae.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
*rushes to kitchen for hot chocolate*

[identity profile] twistedm.livejournal.com 2007-11-30 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
i should have bought some stock in swiss miss before i posted. ;)